Researchers have directed broad exploration in the field of canine knowledge, despite the fact that most puppy proprietors know of it direct. Here are some genuine samples of their amazing astuteness, beginning with the latest: July 2010: Canine caught in sweltering auto blares for help Gardner ran an errand and brought Max with her. When she got back home a brief timeframe later, she went inside the house, overlooking Max was still in the auto. The pooch spared his own life by blaring the horn to get himself out of an, extremely...
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mercredi 29 avril 2015
World's Fattest Woman
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An Iowa mother who measures 765lb is attempting to get on an unscripted television show on the grounds that she trusts it is the best way to spare her life. Philanthropy Pierce discovers moving around so troublesome that she is practically house bound, however specialists close to her Cedar Rapids home say she must thin down to 500lb preceding they can issue her a gastric band. The 38-year-old has been shortlisted to show up on TLC's My 600lb Life and a doctor's facility in Houston is willing to work, however just on the...
mardi 28 avril 2015
My best relationship is with my dog
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The pack of fiery debris is no greater than a dimebag, however thick with the dim stays of what had been a darling pooch. The lady close to me mumbles his name—Poochie—when she takes the pack from a vet tech who can just say that he's too bad. I immediately wish I hadn't heard the name, as though the simple notice of poor destined Poochie will curse my Tova, my German shepherd. She's straightened each of the 80 pounds of herself against my legs, smacking her mouth and yowling.
We are here in light of the fact...
samedi 28 février 2015
Latest Jokes
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I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong,
my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
A priest is sitting in a confession box and has to go to the bathroom.
He calls an alter boy over and says, "I have to go pee and I need you to
take over." Not knowing what to do, the alter boy asks for help. The
priest says, "Just give them a few Hail Marys and send them on their
way." Soon...
samedi 21 février 2015
Outer Space Jokes
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Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbar!
Submitted by: Sarah
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!
Submitted by: Kassandra
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
Submitted by: Devon
Q: what do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick
Q:What kind of music do planets sing?
A:Neptunes!
Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less...
Riddles
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Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle
Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
Q: How can a pants pocket...
Seasonal Jokes
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Spring
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Summer
Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?
A: A hot dog!
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Fall
Q. How you mend a broken pumpkin?
A. With a pumpkin patch!
Winter
Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear...
