samedi 21 février 2015

Christmas Jokes

Publié par Unknown



Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
A. The Elfabet.


Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!


Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?
A: Minivans.


Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
A: Minnesoda.


Q: What is Claustrophobia?
A: The fear of Santa Claus.


Q: What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?
A: Snowflakes.


Q: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?
A: Sandy Claws.


Q: Where does the snowman hide his money?
A: In the snow bank.


Q: What type of cars do elves drive?
A: Toy-otas.


Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.


Q: What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A: Holly Davidson.


Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!


Q: What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?
A: Santa paws!!!


Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent night!


Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
A: A pineapple!


Q: What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
A: Ice cream.


Q: Why do mummys like the holidays?
A: Becuse of all the wrapping!


Q: Why don’t aliens celebrate Chistmas?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their presence.


Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day?
A: Every year!


Q: Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?
A: Because he is so cool!


Q.Which reindeer likes to clean?
A.Comet



Source : FUNOLOGY

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