Q: What kind of key can’t open any doors?
A: A turkey.
Q: Where do turkeys go to dance?
A: The butterball.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
Because he was out standing in his field!
Q: What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Your nose!
Q: What always comes at the beginning of parades?
A: The letter "p"!
Source : FUNOLOGY
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